How Do You Join The Mile High Club?
Entry to the fabled Mile High Club is fairly easy -- you simply have to have sex while on a flight. It's not as easy as it sounds, though! While there do exist a few airlines that will allow, and even encourage, having sex on an airplane, (do a Google search!) the majority do not; indeed, public exposure is an offense in many countries, and sex outside marriage also carries heavy penalties depending on where you are. If you really must try it, we suggest going to the toilet separately, then meeting inside, having already agreed on a secret knock, (and, crucially, which toilet to meet in.) Other options include doing it under a blanket, but this is not to be recommended unless you really want to get caught and possibly criminalized.