Best Hookup Advice

Best Hookup Advice
Welcome! This is the very first section in our guide and it deals entirely with hookup advice (we'll get to sex advice, dating advice, and relationship advice in our next three sections). For reference, we are speaking about the kind of hookups that can be defined as "instances of people meeting, casual sexual encounters". Below, you will find ten hookup advice articles, ranging from "How To Avoid Getting Stuck In The Hookup Zone" to "How To Pick The Best Matches On Hookup Sites" to "How To Hook Up With Your Ex With No Strings Attached" and more! Check out the list of hookup advice articles below and click their "read more" links to be automatically directed to the full pages.

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Best Relationship Advice
Ah, the big one: sex. If you do not know what sex is, you probably should not be on this page in the first place, but... let's go ahead and define it anyway, just in case. Sex is defined as, "sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen". And that, exactly, is what our Sex Advice section is all about! Below, you will find ten sex advice articles, ranging from "What To Expect In A Sex Club" to "How To Practice Safe Sexting" to "How Do I Get My Boyfriend To Go Down On Me?" and more! All you have to do is scroll down to check them out and click on the "read more" links to see the full sex advice articles.

Best Sex Advice

Best Sex Advice
Ω Ah, the big one: sex. If you do not know what sex is, you probably should not be on this page in the first place, but... let's go ahead and define it anyway, just in case. Sex is defined as, "sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen". And that, exactly, is what our Sex Advice section is all about! Below, you will find ten sex advice articles, ranging from "What To Expect In A Sex Club" to "How To Practice Safe Sexting" to "How Do I Get My Boyfriend To Go Down On Me?" and more! All you have to do is scroll down to check them out and click on the "read more" links to see the full sex advice articles.

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Best Dating Advice
With Hookup Advice, Sex Advice, and Relationship Advice out of the way, only our fourth and final section is left: Dating Advice. The word "dating" has a variety of definitions, although they all essentially refer to the same concept. For example, Merriam-Webster defines dating as "doing activities with someone you have-or might have-a romantic relationship with". Similarly, Google defines dating as "going out with (someone in whom one is romantically or sexually interested)". Wikipedia, on the other hand, defines dating as "a stage of romantic or sexual relationships whereby two or more people meet socially with the aim of each assessing the other's suitability as a prospective partner in a more committed intimate relationship or marriage". When it comes to our own dating advice articles, any one of these definitions will do the job! Below, you will find ten dating advice articles, ranging from "How To Date Someone Older Than You" to "How To Foster Healthier Eating Habits With Your Partner" to "How To Plan Dates When You Suck At It" and more! All you have to do is scroll down, check out the list of dating advice articles we have available, and click the "read more" links to get the complete information.
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What Is 'Fidget Spinner Porn?'

There are two answers to this. The first is that fidget spinner porn does not exist -- at least, it is not real porn. You may have heard of food porn, or word porn -- these terms simply refer to pictures of things that people like to look at: in these cases food and word art, respectively. The second answer is that fidget spinner porn is a very niche porn 'market' that has arisen to fill the gap in search-driven video arenas such as PornHub, where videos of fidget spinners doing decidedly asexual things (mostly, uh, spinning) have proliferated recently.

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Read on to discover what fidget spinner porn really is at instanthookups.com, where great sex advice is free and always totally accurate, no matter what!

So, here it is at long last -- a guide to fidget spinner porn, where you can find it, what it is, and whether the reality lives up to the hype. If you have never heard of fidget spinner porn before but we've piqued your interest, then read on now to find out for yourself just what on earth the fuss is really all about.

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What The Heck Is A Fidget Spinner?

A fidget spinner is a kids toy that has taken over the world, if you go by sales figures alone. You can collect them, and they are available in a range of all colors, designs, patterns and various shapes. They were first made to target people with ADHD, kids who just could not sit still (that's most of them, then,) and compulsive fidgeters. Remember the old stress balls that people used to squeeze at their desk during a tough day at the office? The fidget spinner is the 21st century version of that. They have a central nub which you hold between your thumb and forefinger, and three nodes that spin around the hub, creating a blurred, moving disc. That is pretty much all there is to them. You can do various tricks with fidget spinners which has added to their appeal, but more about that later.

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Do People Actually Have Sex With Fidget Spinners?

Well, yes. Sort of. The fact is that fidget spinner porn has grown out of what was at first a kind of jokey name for plain old boring videos of fidget spinners. You might have seen the videos of magic sand on Instagram, in which folk simply play with magic sand -- cut it half, squish it with their fingers, and so on. It's a fairly innocent, if rather odd, thing to witness, but there is a huge market for it out there. The fidget spinner 'porn' started out the same way, using the word 'porn' to just mean something enjoyable to watch, if embarrassing to admit to -- a guilty pleasure, if you will. But somehow actual porn sites started to host these videos, presumably making the mistake that they were actual real life porn -- the sex kind. If you watch some of these early non-sexual fidget spinner videos (try it if you suffer from insomnia, or just straight up hate yourself,) you will see that the videos simply show fidget spinners spinning -- nothing sexy about that at all. But some folk have tried to make good on the trend by making real fidget spinner porn -- and that really is porn. Basically, the fidget spinner is used to stimulate the clitoris. Does this have any enjoyable results? The videos seem to suggest so, but we will leave that up to you to judge.

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What Is The Best Position For Fidget Spinner Sex?

With your head in your hands while you lament the demise of rational society. Just kidding. Any position in which there is easy access to the clitoris is fair game: bent over, laid on your back with your legs spread and you knees bent, standing with legs splayed... you know the drill. If you really want to know, there is no such thing as a good position for fidget spinner sex, because fidget spinner sex is not really a real thing. If you really need to have sex with a fidget spinner, then, well... we are sure you can probably figure out the best way to do it better than we can.

The Top Ten Kinkiest Things To Do With A Fidget Spinner

  • Best #1
    Get two of the freaky things and wear them as nipple coverings.
  • Best #2
    Use it to stimulate your genitals.
  • Best #3
    Flick on on your nipple during sex to excite your erogenous zones.
  • Best #4
    Play the fidget spinner game -- sit in a circle, and whoever the three nubs point at, you have to make out with. Great for breaking the ice at sex parties!
  • Best #5
    Balance one on your penis for a weird but kinky experience.
  • Best #6
    Pour wine onto one to make a shower that sprays all over your naked body.
  • Best #7
    Urinate onto one while your partner basks below for a variant on the Golden Shower technique.
  • Best #8
    Watch some fidget spinner porn and do whatever the participants do in real life with your partner.
  • Best #9
    Make your own fidget spinner porn using one or more of the ideas above, or use some of your own.
  • Best #10
    Put a load of fidget spinners on a table, set them all off, then use the corner of the table to transfer all of the lovely vibrations to your naked clitoris. After all, if Cleopatra could have a vibrator made of bees, then you can have one made out of a table covered with fidget spinners. It's weird, but it might just work...
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Can You Hurt Yourself With Fidget Spinner Sex?

Left to their own devices, anyone bored enough can hurt themselves with pretty much anything. Many is the tale of the ER nurse who has had to remove a vacuum cleaner nozzle, a lightbulb, even a gerbil from somewhere that those things had no right to be. The best way to ensure that you do not hurt yourself while having sex with a fidget spinner would be to make sure that you do not have sex with a fidget spinner. There are so many sex toys out there that you can buy that will help get you off in ways that you might not have thought were humanly possible, so why not invest in one of them instead of potentially maiming your genitals with what is essentially a child's toy. Nobody ever treated Lego like this. Well, maybe people do -- it's a weird kinky world out there.

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Fidget Spinner Porn: Is It A Fad?

Yes, of course it is. And it will go away soon if you stop looking at it. The truth is, lots of new crazes have sprung up over the years, from yo-yos to Frisbees, but there have been few such crazes that have some how spilled over into the word of porn in quite the way that the fidget spinner porn has done so. In fact, we can't really think of any at all. Is it a fad? The thing you need to ask, is are fidget spinners a fad. The fact is probably yes, fidget spinners are a fad. the trouble nowadays is that fads spread in ways that they never used to when the world was more localized. The modern culture of electronic interconnectedness has meant that a fad that may have run its course in a month or two now rolls around the world in waves. Social media, videos, blogs, and every other platform has been awash with these darned little gadgets that folk are for some odd reason totally obsessed with.

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Why Fidget Spinner Porn Is Not Real Porn

What do you mean, it isn't real porn? Well, the fact of the matter is that not all porn was made equal. What qualifies as real porn? Really, it has to involve sex. The modern slang of using the word 'porn' to mean anything that is a guilty pleasure to watch or to look at has bled into the world of true porn, sparking a subculture that does not really exist. A few videos have sprung up to capitalize on the web traffic that is being driven by folk who genuinely just like watching films of actual fidget spinners doing nothing but spinning in a very non sexual manner. Sigh. The thing about fidget spinner porn, is that it was created by a divergence in the way in which we use words. Porn used to refer to sex, not to food, books, plants, or any other not-sexy thing. So you can blame semantics, which, frankly, it deserves.

Top Ten Types Of Porn Even Weirder Than Fidget Spinner Porn

  • Best #1
    Shoe porn.
  • Best #2
    Handbag porn.
  • Best #3
    Watching people eat, also known as mukbang. Admittedly, the craze for watching videos of people eating may well have arisen in places where food is very, very expensive. Have you ever spent a tedious hour with a pal talking about how hungry you both are and listing all of the things you both would like to eat until your mouths water? Maybe it's the same thing with mukbang. Is it porn? Well... sometimes. Yes.
  • Best #4
    Pretty much all fan fiction, especially Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future (yes, Back to the Future,) and of course all that Fifty Shades hullaballoo, which somehow became mainstream. We are not going to go into it. Just believe that it exists.
  • Best #5
    Tentacle porn, part of the genre known as hentai. Just... eurggh. We were going to write about it, but now we're not.
  • Best #6
    Firefox porn. Yes. The web browser. No, we are not going to explain. It involves the logo, and what someone with a lot of imagination and way too much time on their hands did to the Firefox logo. Go ahead and Google it, but you will wish that you hadn't.
  • Best #7
    Adventure Time porn. There is far too much of this! It is a great show, but not only is it meant for kids and kidults, it was not ever envisioned to be turned into porn.
  • Best #8
    We are going to say cosplay porn here, though some cosplay porn can be pretty cool. Of course, with anything that people make themselves, it does have a tendency to stray into the downright bizarre.
  • Best #9
    Sofa porn. Alas, we are not talking about porn in which people have sex on a sofa, but rather porn in which people have sex WITH a sofa. Yes. Well, we are going to assume that you read the heading for this section, so there you go.
  • Best #10
    At this point, we had to stop searching for weird types of porn. The fact is, if you can think of it, there is already porn of it. Fidget spinners are going to vanish in the next 8 to 12 months, and with it any trace of the so called porn genre that it spawned. The fact that things can now exist simply because people search for them is a little worrying, especially in a world in which 'covfefe' is now a thing. Imagine being remembered for a half finished word, most likely written in some kind of Caligula type stupor.... But worse, perhaps, than this, would be to be remembered for making fidget spinner porn.