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How To Enjoy New Year's Eve When You're Single AF

There are several ways to enjoy New Year's Eve when you are single AF -- you can either go out and hope to hook up, or you can team up with your pals for a lads' or girls' night out, on the one hand. One the other, you can shun society altogether and stay in. Surprisingly, quite a lot of people decide to do this, and have chill NYE parties all of their own. These differ from the usual free for all house parties, and have a very relaxed vibe to them. However you decide to spend NYE when you're single, make sure you don't do it alone.

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Do You Even Need A Partner On NYE?

Yes and no. Yes, because NYE can be a lonely place when you don't have someone to canoodle with. Of course, you can try and wing New Year's Eve on your own, but as you may or may not know from past NYE disasters, it is sometimes not worth the crushing misery, disappointment, and emotional brutality. But then again... no. The great thing about being single during NYE is that you really don't need to worry about any of the above. That old adage "No woman, no cry" holds up pretty well here: if there is no-one to expect anything from, there is no disappointment. NYE on your own can be a truly liberating one -- but it may require liberating your sober mind from its lack of alcohol to some extent. Think you can just go to a party and pick the drunkest girl? Um, no. Don't do that. If you are going to be single at NYE, commit to it. Of course, if the opportunity for a bit of midnight lovin' comes your way, why not take it, but don't go around taking advantage of drunken revellers.

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How Drunk Do I Need To Get Before I Start Having Fun As A Single On NYE?

Actually, not very. Getting blind drunk is not as cool as it used to be, and certainly not as cheap. If you want to have fun on your own on NYE, then getting drunk is not really the way to go. Instead, find something that is already fun without the need for killing your brain cells, and if possible with some people who will help you have a good time, again without having to get wasted. Your liver will thank you, as will your bank balance. However, if you want to have a few drinks, then try your best to pace yourself. Agree on a drink limit and try to stick to it so that you do not end up getting totally legless. You won't have fun if you can't walk, see straight, or end up puking into a garbage can.

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Ignore Any And All Messages From Exes

The last thing you need when you are very, very single on NYE is to hear from old flames. In fact, why haven't you blocked these guys yet? Yeah, they may be having a great time without you, and yeah they may have told you where they are going to be hanging out, and yeah, they have just casually dropped a hint that they are single, and yeah, they are actually kind of hot now that you come to think of it, and no, you can't remember why you split up, and no, you're not really doing anything especially tonight... Hmm.

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Make a Decision -- To Go Out Or Not To Go Out When You Are Single On NYE

The first thing that you need to do when you are trying to decide whether or not you are going to go out for New Year's Eve is to draw up a list of possible choices that you can pick from on both sides of the argument. There is definitely a case to be made either way, but how you are feeling on the night itself is really the deciding factor here. If you are feeling down about being single, your mood is all important, and it can really sway how you feel about the night ahead. Sure you could stay in, but what if you met someone tonight that would end up being a big part of your life? Or maybe if you went out you would feel so miserable at being single that you would just clam up, drink too much, and end up in tears? Both are equally possible, to which experience can attest. The best thing to do is to make a few vague plans and don't engineer your plans in such a way that makes people depend on your decision. Then you can easily leave it until the night itself to make your mind up one way or another.

Top Ten Tips For Singles To Avoid NYE Altogether

  • Best #1
    Stay in. Yeah, go for it. Everyone else will be having such a great time anyway, they'll all just assume you went to that other guy's party.
  • Best #2
    Netflix. So. Much. Shows. Now is the time to catch up on all those boxed sets and saved movies. Recommended for YOU.
  • Best #3
    Turn off your phone. I'm just going to leave this here.
  • Best #4
    Drink only juice. Yum. No more beer for me. Alcohol is what people on NYE drink, and this is definitely NOT NYE.
  • Best #5
    Wear headphones. What fireworks? What singing? What fun? Stick in some earbuds and let the music wash you away.
  • Best #6
    Turn off your news notifications. Now you need never hear about New Year's Eve ever again. Or at least for the rest of the night, which is pretty much all you need.
  • Best #7
    Say your happy NYEs in advance so you can pay no attention at all to what time it is.
  • Best #8
    Buy a bottle or two of something you fancy if you have to, but no more.
  • Best #9
    Get a few good books in advance. If you buy just one, you might not be in the mood for reading it when The Night In Question (let's not call it New Year's Eve) comes around.
  • Best #10
    Switch to the pre-Gregorian Minguo calendar and totally disregard New Year's Eve altogether.
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Can I Have A Good NYE With Just My Friends?

Of course! Here's how. Make a list with your pals of which places and events you would most like to hit up this NYE. You could even limit your group to just those friends who are also single. This will help you to feel less bad about not having a date or significant other to hang out with. Plan events throughout the night -- maybe getting a meal, going to a house party, then heading out to a club.

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The Take Home Message? There Is No Need To Take Anyone Home This NYE

In case you were wondering, there is actually no need to be in a relationship with anyone. Sure, there is that whole biological imperative to reproduce thing, but outside of sex and companionship, a long term relationship is a hard thing to get right, and a very easy thing to get wrong.

Five Things That Are Better Than Relationships On NYE

  • Best #1
    Unfettered drinking. Yeah, you can disregard what we said about not drinking if you want. One of the best things about not having anyone around to nag you is... not having anyone around to nag you. If you want to get roaring drunk and answer to nobody then being single on NYE is great. The only other time you can live it up like this is on your birthday. And at Christmas. And all summer. And all the rest of the year, so long as you stay single. In fact, being single is great -- you can do whatever you want.
  • Best #2
    The chance to cop off with someone hot and new. Let's face it, you can't get a cheeky kiss or even a hot hookup with some new sexy person you just met at a party when you're with a date, or, worse yet, a long term partner. The great thing about being single is that you are a free agent and you can have as much fun as you possibly can with whoever will have you. When else do you get to have so much fun? Only on your birthday, and at Christmas, and so on. In fact, you may as well just stay single forever.
  • Best #3
    Being able to eat ignorant amounts of whatever you choose to put in your face with total immunity. Food, man, food! You can eat whatever the hell you want when you don't have someone hovering around you, telling you what to eat and what not to eat, slapping your hand when you reach for the sausage rolls and handing you plates of lettuce. Well, not THIS New Year's Eve! In fact, not this birthday, Christmas, Bar Mitzvah, or any other time! Why not just stay single until you need a gastric bypass? The best thing about being single, apart from all the extra booze and sex, is all that delicious food you were never allowed before.
  • Best #4
    Absolute flexibility when it comes to picking and mixing NYE hangs. Yep, when you get to make all the decisions, life can be a whole lot of fun. No partner or date means no compromise, which means ALL THE FUN. Now you can pick exactly where you want to go for NYE and who to see. Want to go to that new club that stays open 24 hours? Go for it! Want to make an appearance at 3 different parties in the same night, then head out to a cocktail bar, then go to a pool party, then back to some other place, and wake up who knows where? Do it!
  • Best #5
    Enjoying your own company. There is nothing wrong with being single on New Year's Eve so why not just get used to the idea and take the time to enjoy just being you, and doing whatever you want without having to run it by anyone else, or having to compromise at all? If you take a positive approach, this single NYE could be the most fun yet!